Softball Umpire Shirt – Trust Me I’m Neutral Mostly – Funny Ump Neutrality Comic Tee

Every umpire insists they’re neutral.
This one?
They’re neutral… mostly.
This comic-style portrait features an umpire standing tall, hands folded behind their back, wearing the kind of smile that says, “I’m definitely unbiased… except when I’m not.” Neon balance-scale auras and teal/gold symmetry arcs give the design the perfect sarcastic twist.
Ideal for umpires who can laugh at themselves — and at the people who think they’re playing favorites.
Printed on soft, long-lasting Bella Canvas for maximum comfort (even when both teams hate your last call).


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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