Softball Umpire Shirt – I Have Two Speeds Chill and Chaos – Funny Mode Switch Ump Comic Tee

Some umps stay chill.
Some umps unleash chaos.
This one?
Both — depending on the inning.
This split-aura comic design shows an umpire with one side calm, cool, and relaxed… and the other side exploding with neon comic energy. It’s the perfect representation of the officials who can flip from “everyone relax” to “THAT’S OUT!” in half a second.
A must-have for umpires with range — and for players who never know which version they’re getting.
Printed on a premium Bella Canvas tee durable enough for both modes.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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